Nothing ventured, nothing gained - the first of elementary education.
a girl Advanced Education Reading said: br> older students: the Met, MM see GG empty-handed, so very angry: The couple in the playground exercise. (Cover up your signature)
women (Feelings): usually go up that long with you now feel that a very short run, the feeling of time better life Come on ~
M (blushing): Yes, ah, usually it felt very short walk, with you now feel that a long run, I feel ... ...
women (angry): You rascal! ! !
teachers: the so-called self-defense against your person is made of violence and injuries caused by the other party without liability. But the defense can not be over, that people want you to hurt Shiyao level, you can only hurt the people Shiyao level. The simple point is that people ruffle again to you, you can only ruffle on the others.
MM: God, if someone raped ruffle I do? ? ?
comfort lovelorn two most taboo words:
girl romance, you go to comfort: boys romance, you go to comfort: Who is the next? - Quilt;
(2) Do you often go shopping with along the way also kept rubbing her, touched her who? - Bicycle;
(3) your lips every day slide to slide, to give you fresh feeling is who? - Razor;
(4) next to your ears every day, teach you to see how sexy mm Who? - Glasses;
(5) allows you to walk floating, and a gentle sense of the world has changed is who? - New soft leather pads;
(6) make you blush, the heart can not tell a thousand words but what is time? - Stage presentation;
(7) where you often get naked, and naked out? - Water room;
(8) Do you often get ground rubbing his hands, and the middle is also out of the white liquid is doing? - Laundry;
(9) You saw her excited, and kept twisting the body, also issued a call while his mouth is doing? - Play CS;
(10) Who told you he saw her wanted to tell her you want to speak to her? - You failed math teacher;
(11) when a place on your body will suddenly harden, and then made my heart is true, stop sweating? - Clenched fist read the oath to join the party when;
(12) What hair when you flow, make the place hard, but also a very particular smell? - Setting the water;
(13) when the water dripping, you want to use the tongue to his mouth and suck in who she is? - Ice cream;
(14) when you Listening to the words of Yan Ying Nan to bed only to lie down and go looking for? - On the English listening;
(15) where you will endure quite to go in, but soft to the final out? - The examination room.
nestled in the arms of my girlfriend asked: want, and then out of the sky than a middle finger and said: That day he was late for half an hour, the teacher said in earnest: , and kept suggesting to GG: Results birthday, MM received a fat scale ... ...
brother asked me to recover MM skills, I thought replied: looks good faith and because the girl is very sad, she claimed, Fujian XX University junior, was also stripped of wallet, hungry and cold, asked me to do good to her a number of RMB and took out my student ID card to looks for. Looking at her sincere eyes, I really want to pay, but suddenly I'm inspired but asked her sentence: lows another difficulty:
finally came to the legendary Guangzhou railway station, the phone battery died, so I found a public phone to call his family cheap rate. Surprisingly, even spending two minutes of the call 265 yuan! Occasionally they were more afraid to argue, took out three big ticket to the boss. Na Zhaoqian boss turned in at the counter while, suddenly, she yixian his coat to reveal the chest said to me, , Jin Yong wrote the works of which fourteen? Outdoor
fat mass, fat hole indoor fan, and even rub tactics, Tiannong eight, shooting hard hung suspended mass, Pema small slit, Lu Ding mind slurry pit households, tert-recorded rape En worry, God suspended scared ass, Xia thirsty, easy to lick convex get recorded, forcing blood spattered, ape itching to. Several northeastern
a restaurant to eat in the South, as a small quarrel with the southern side. Noisy for a while, the Northeast is the time to think big brother, so stand up and roll up its sleeves and go out and get ready to dry tile racks, southerners see the potential run, but ran off the side, said: , doing hands-ah ???
B: Well, the subjective class ~
MM not shy said: Thank you for helping me with things, ah, at night I ask you to eat.
I casually said: another day, right ~
MM Lian Lu gloomy: day - dreaming! !
devils in the city to catch Little Soldier. Gazi along telephone poles from the house down on the slip, to the half, I saw an ad poles close to the MM happy side side mirror said to me: jaw tip of the ... ... Facing the roommate could not stand the light, big shouted: said: Finally, next door also contain himself, shouted: A minute later, the school radio station came just listen to mad cry hysterically: Giant advertising ... ...
MM A casually said: V is a circle of three people inside. > MM MARTIN: as follows: dark, Guo Jing and Huang Rong into the room ... ... (here omitted 10000 words) At dawn, they left the room, heard shouts and Guo Jing, Yufeng and to the double eagle, double eagle by Guo Jing and Huang Rong fly away. Suddenly, Guo Jing to jump back from the male female eagle carved back ... ... (here omitted 40000 words) Guo Jing and jump back to the male eagle back, doing well shaped; flew a sudden, Huang Rong jump from the back of the female birds male eagle back ... ... (omitted here 15 million words) and then, Huang Rong jump back to the female eagle back, do meet the like. Double eagle landed in a cave before, Guo Jing and Huang Rong into the cave ... ... (here omitted 20 million characters) Guo Jing and Huang Rong out of the cave, so happy-like. Double-eagle into the cave ... ... (omitted here 30 million words) double-eagle out of the cave, so sweet-like. Guo Jing and Huang Rong and two carved into the cave with ... ... (omitted here 60 million words) and two carved out of the cave Huang Rong, Guo Jing gone out, the female eagle anger, saying:
man has two women love him, a younger than he, a mature than him. Young woman to help him pull hair every day, afraid he looked very mature; mature woman to help him pull every hair, for fear he looked young. Soon after, the man ... ... can be seen on the bald, there is not love two women is a happy thing.
Although the monks of old monk who, in bed is pretty amazing, this hostel is a simple one, the idea is fairly clean, please Shitai quickly incense burner, you and I Look For some it ~
rice after buying his girlfriend upstairs to bed for a girl to go, even to see Shun Kouwen the sentence: Rough!
a female A: If I told my mom my boyfriend is a
dormitory door in a group discussion of GG who is the most beautiful woman. This is Brigitte Lin, Gong Li said that the argument was red in the face. Uncle suddenly interrupted by the porter: the general said, the leadership took office today to better tomorrow, tomorrow, the leaders came to power but also better tomorrow, the day after a change in leadership came to power but also better tomorrow!! signs warning signs are as follows:
boys accidentally turn, will become a girl ... ...
girls accidentally turn, will become a woman ... ...
MM out of the bedroom and birthday buddy , come back at night he cried and said: Then came a hunter,
ask: how could a bird wearing a bullet-proof vests have been killed to dance? ?
girlfriend send text messages over: ? ?
go to the hospital the next day to accompany MM, finished MM after lying in my arms crying, I'm busy comforting her surprise, she took from his pocket a small wooden comb to me, then turned away tears ran ... ...
and his girlfriend ML, not with T, cool! After finishing his girlfriend suddenly exclaimed: Soon a word of disturbing my girlfriend a long sigh of relief, so we safely in bed and do it ... ...
pointing to Sister Furong's chest - to play a phrase.
shy the first time when GG MM unlock clothes, he was very surprised, and asked: ... ... The next day, she noticed the same place and the board a On the third day, she found only two characters on the blackboard - penis! Female teacher got angry it! Was about to attack, she found there the following line of small print, read immediately after the female teacher collapsed ~
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